There's always something fishy about the French.

Quote by Noel Coward

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I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...