All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Happiness Quotes, Misery Quotes, Money Quotes

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.

Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.

To communicate through silence is a link between the thoughts of man.

To communicate through silence is a link between the thoughts of man.