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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how...

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how...

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't...

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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...