Quotes by Robin Williams

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

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Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

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Reality: What a concept!

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

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