Robin Williams – Page 3 – Quotes Lover

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

#Comedy, #Funny, #God

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

#Ballet, #Comedy

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

#Funny, #Running

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

#Being Single, #Divorce, #Funny

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

#I Hate Boys

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

#Madness, #Uniqueness

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

#Seasons

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

#Reality

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

#Comedy, #Divorce, #Funny

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...