Quotes by Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

#Comedy, #Funny, #God

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

#Cricket

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

#Comedy, #Divorce, #Funny

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

#Comedy, #Divorce, #Funny

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

#Reality

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

#Seasons

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

#Madness, #Uniqueness

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

#I Hate Boys

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

#Being Single, #Divorce, #Funny

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

#Funny, #Running

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

#Funny, #People