Quotes by Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

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What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

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We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

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