Quotes by Ogden Nash

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

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Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

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Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

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Too clever is dumb.

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

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