A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold
Quote by Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Too clever is dumb.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.