Quotes by Kathy Griffin

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

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A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

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My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

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I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

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I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

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I'm basically always on tour.

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I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

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I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

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