I'm basically always on tour.

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No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.