I'm basically always on tour.

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I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.