I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.