The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
Quote by Kathy Griffin
The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
That's life when you're on the D-list.
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...
So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...
My act is based on my life.
Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....
Have I gone too far?
It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...
So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...
I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
I am in love with Larry David.
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.