The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
Quote by Kathy Griffin
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...
I am in love with Larry David.
Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
Have I gone too far?
I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...
I'm basically always on tour.
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....
So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...
That's life when you're on the D-list.