The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

Topics: Friends Quotes

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...