The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...