The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.