I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.