I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.