If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...