I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.