I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...