I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

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The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...