I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

Topics: Friends Quotes

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...