A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.