Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

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My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

When I contemplate the interposition of Providence, as it was visibly manifested, in guiding us...

When I contemplate the interposition of Providence, as it was visibly manifested, in guiding us...

The City of New York is like an enormous citadel, a modern Carcassonne. Walking between...

The City of New York is like an enormous citadel, a modern Carcassonne. Walking between...

Most politicians, when they meet with a guy like me, or a guy like Carville,...

Most politicians, when they meet with a guy like me, or a guy like Carville,...

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured...

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured...