Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.