Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
Polite conversation is rarely either.
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than...
A greedy father has thieves for children
God is faithful, by whom ye were called unto the fellowship of his Son Jesus...