Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

#Life

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

#Funny

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

#Art, #Artists

You're only as good as your last haircut.

#Funny

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

#Sex

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

#Cheating

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

#Women

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

#Humor, #Love

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

#Love, #Possessions

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

#Television

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

#Drink

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

#Love, #Romantic Love, #Sex