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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...
#Cheating
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
#Sex
You're only as good as your last haircut.
#Funny
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...
#Art
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#Artists
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
#Funny
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
#Life
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...
#Fran Lebowitz
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
#Humor
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#Love
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
#Fran Lebowitz
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
#Women
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
#Fran Lebowitz
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...
#Nature
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...
#Mankind
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
#Children
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#God
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
#America And Americans
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#Food
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
#Drugs
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...
#Death
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...
#Opinions
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