Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
#America And Americans
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.