Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

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Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

You never shine brighter than when you reflect on your life.

You never shine brighter than when you reflect on your life.

I also remember the moment my life changed, the moment I finally said, ''I've had...

I also remember the moment my life changed, the moment I finally said, ''I've had...

Problems are not reasons to postpone your life.

Problems are not reasons to postpone your life.