My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.
Keeping It Real Quotes
Shit Happens Quotes
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...
'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.
I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...
Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.
Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them...
You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.
Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...
Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...
Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no...
When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.
You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.
I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.
You know what the trouble about real life is? Theres no danger music.
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'
The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.
It snowed and snowed, the whole world over, Snow swept the world from end to...