My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.
Keeping It Real Quotes
Shit Happens Quotes
Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...
Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.
Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...
If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.
You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.
Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...
Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no...
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.
Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...
There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...
That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.
One kind word can warm three winter months.