Quotes about Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a...

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her...

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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was...

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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or...

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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous -...

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a...

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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex...

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