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My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...
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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
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