No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...#It Is What It Is, #Keeping It Real
Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...#College, #Keeping It Real, #Procrastination
If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.#Keeping It Real, #Letting Go, #Moving On
I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Keeping It Real
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.#It Is What It Is, #Keeping It Real, #Relationships
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...#Keeping It Real, #Procrastination
I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...#Friends, #Keeping It Real, #Parents
Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...#Being A Woman, #Girl, #Keeping It Real
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...#Apologies, #Hurt Feelings, #Keeping It Real
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.#Keeping It Real, #Shit Happens
