I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

Love is a serious mental disease.

Love is a serious mental disease.

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and...

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and...

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask,...

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask,...