I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

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The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Never underestimate the pain of a person. In all honesty, everyone is struggling. Just some...

Never underestimate the pain of a person. In all honesty, everyone is struggling. Just some...