I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Topics: It Is What It Is Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes, People Quotes, Reality Quotes

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

Don't try to understand everything. Because sometimes it's not meant to be understood, but to...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.

The awkward moment when your friend crops you out of a photo.

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.

I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

The truth is like an alarm clock. You might not want to hear it...but it...

The truth is like an alarm clock. You might not want to hear it...but it...