Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.

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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with...

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with...

She must not swing her arms as though they were dangling ropes; she must not...

She must not swing her arms as though they were dangling ropes; she must not...

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...

I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a...

I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a...

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect...

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect...

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm

A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope...

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope...

Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor

Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered...

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered...

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at...

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at...

Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine...

Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine...

When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexuality

When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexuality

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...

A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder...

A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder...

Flirting is a womans trade, one must keep in practice.

Flirting is a womans trade, one must keep in practice.

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

I may not be the hottest or prettiest girl out there but trust me, if...

I may not be the hottest or prettiest girl out there but trust me, if...

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets....

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets....

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

A girls most beautiful outfit ever is charisma, the prettiest accessory is smile, and the...

A girls most beautiful outfit ever is charisma, the prettiest accessory is smile, and the...

Fancy rules over two thirds of the universe, the past, and future, while reality is...

Fancy rules over two thirds of the universe, the past, and future, while reality is...