Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving or breathing.

Topics: Keeping It Real Quotes, Movies Quotes

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

A good film script should be able to do completely without dialogue.

A good film script should be able to do completely without dialogue.

A film is never really good unless the camera is an eye in the head...

A film is never really good unless the camera is an eye in the head...