Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving or breathing.

Topics: Keeping It Real Quotes, Movies Quotes

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...

Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no...

Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no...

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.

No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.