Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving or breathing.

Topics: Keeping It Real Quotes, Movies Quotes

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.

I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music.

I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music.

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.