Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Topics: It Is What It Is Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes, Relationships Quotes

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

My children will never know what its like, not being able to see a movie...

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

Using the word 'Thingy' when you can't remember what something is called.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta...

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta...