Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.

Topics: It Is What It Is Quotes, Keeping It Real Quotes, Relationships Quotes

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Our generation doesnt knock on doors. We will call or text you to let you...

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of...

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't...

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...

Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety...

Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety...