You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

Topics: Keeping It Real Quotes, Sleep Quotes

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them...

Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them...

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...

Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no...

Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no...

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

Sometimes I wonder; how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me...

Sometimes I wonder; how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me...

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has...

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...