Quotes about Funny

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

#Funny, #Putdowns

Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...

#Age, #Funny

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

#Funny, #Humor, #Lies

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

#Funny, #Humor, #Lies

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

#Cute, #Funny, #World

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

#Exercise, #Funny

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

#Funny, #God, #Golf

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

#Family, #Funny

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

#Funny, #School

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one....

#Funny, #People

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

#Age, #Funny

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

#Funny, #Graduation