Quotes about Funny

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

#Beer, #Funny

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

#Age, #Funny

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

#Change, #Funny

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

#Funny, #Inspiring

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

#Funny, #Inspiring

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...

#Funny, #Sports

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

#Baseball, #Funny

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...

#Cute, #Funny

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

#Funny, #Sex

Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one...

#Engineering, #Funny

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And...

#Country Music, #Funny, #Music

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She...

#Funny, #Jokes