In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
Quote by David Spade
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...
My career is just kind of crazy.
It's funny because it's funny.
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...
I have no detectable hair style.
To be famous and broke is hard.