Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Lies Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.

Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

No man ever looks at the world with pristine eyes. He sees it edited by...

No man ever looks at the world with pristine eyes. He sees it edited by...