Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Lies Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

One should eat nutritious food and exercise regularly to have sound health. Virtuous deeds performed...

One should eat nutritious food and exercise regularly to have sound health. Virtuous deeds performed...

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.