Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Lies Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing...

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.