Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Lies Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy....

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very...

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.