Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Lies Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.