Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Exercise Quotes, Funny Quotes

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is too big to run away from.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.