Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Exercise Quotes, Funny Quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is too big to run away from.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to...

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to...

Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.

Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.

Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.

Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.