Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Quote by Charles M Schulz

Topics: Exercise Quotes, Funny Quotes

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor...

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

No problem is too big to run away from.

No problem is too big to run away from.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her...

Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...