Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Quote by Bob Dylan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Graduation Quotes

A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding.

A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.

I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.

Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's...

Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's...

I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.

I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.

I say there're no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say there're no depressed words just depressed minds.

I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet...

I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet...

All I can do is be me, whoever that is.

All I can do is be me, whoever that is.

Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.

Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.

Businessmen they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth, But none of them along the...

Businessmen they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth, But none of them along the...

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.

Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land, And don't criticize What you can't understand

Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land, And don't criticize What you can't understand

I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are...

I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are...

A poem is a naked person... Some people say that I am a poet.

A poem is a naked person... Some people say that I am a poet.

Johnny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine...I'm on the pavement, thinkin' about the government.

Johnny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine...I'm on the pavement, thinkin' about the government.

When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it -...

When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it -...

Being on tour is like being in limbo. It's like going from nowhere to nowhere.

Being on tour is like being in limbo. It's like going from nowhere to nowhere.

As an artist I come to sing, but as a citizen, I will always speak...

As an artist I come to sing, but as a citizen, I will always speak...

I always wanted to be a singer, it's what I wanted to do since I...

I always wanted to be a singer, it's what I wanted to do since I...