Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Quote by Bob Dylan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Graduation Quotes

Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.

Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.

I have dined with kings, I've been offered wings. And I've never been too impressed.

I have dined with kings, I've been offered wings. And I've never been too impressed.

A song is anything that can walk by itself.

A song is anything that can walk by itself.

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without...

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without...

When you cease to exist, then who will you blame?

When you cease to exist, then who will you blame?

She's got everything she needs, she's an artist, she don't look back.

She's got everything she needs, she's an artist, she don't look back.

A poem is a naked person... Some people say that I am a poet.

A poem is a naked person... Some people say that I am a poet.

A lot of people can't stand touring but to me it's like breathing. I do...

A lot of people can't stand touring but to me it's like breathing. I do...

I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are...

I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are...

I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.

I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.

Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's...

Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's...

Being on tour is like being in limbo. It's like going from nowhere to nowhere.

Being on tour is like being in limbo. It's like going from nowhere to nowhere.

I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.

I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.

No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.

No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that...

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that...

Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's...

Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's...

Basically you have to suppress your own ambitions in order to be who you need...

Basically you have to suppress your own ambitions in order to be who you need...

When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it -...

When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it -...

I have been very fortunate in [the entertainment] business, and I am very grateful for...

I have been very fortunate in [the entertainment] business, and I am very grateful for...

If I weren't as talented as I am ambitious, I would be a gross monstrosity.

If I weren't as talented as I am ambitious, I would be a gross monstrosity.

If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we...

If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we...