Quotes about Funny

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

#Funny, #Religious

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

#Funny, #God

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...

#Computers, #Funny

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls...

#Age, #Funny

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

#Funny, #Happy

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

#Baby, #Funny

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy...

#Army, #Funny

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

#Funny, #Women

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

#Funny, #Weekend

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

#Fat, #Funny

I am fifty-two years of age. I am a bishop in the Anglican Church, and...

#Age, #Funny

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

#Funny, #Valentines Day