Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Quote by Charles Schulz

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Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.

I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.

Life is a pain, princess.....anyone who says differently is selling something.

Life is a pain, princess.....anyone who says differently is selling something.

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're...

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're...

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...