I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Quote by Charles Schulz

Topics: Funny Quotes, Inspiring Quotes

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.

If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

The age of chivalry has gone; the age of humanity has come.

The age of chivalry has gone; the age of humanity has come.

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more...

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more...

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you...

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you...

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand. What you've been...

Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand. What you've been...