Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Quote by Charles Pierce

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It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...

Since September 11th Congress has created the Department of Homeland Security, more than doubled the...

Since September 11th Congress has created the Department of Homeland Security, more than doubled the...

You cultivate the essential virtues: high purpose, intelligence, decency, humility, fear of the Lord, and...

You cultivate the essential virtues: high purpose, intelligence, decency, humility, fear of the Lord, and...

Our intelligence community needs better coordination of operations and exchange of information, and that's why...

Our intelligence community needs better coordination of operations and exchange of information, and that's why...

Intelligence must follow faith, never precede it, and never destroy it.

Intelligence must follow faith, never precede it, and never destroy it.

Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.

Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.

The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence...

The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence...

Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.

Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in...

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in...

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in...

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in...

People are what you make them. A scornful look turns into a complete fool a...

People are what you make them. A scornful look turns into a complete fool a...

The possibilities for mobilizing the experience, imaginations, and intelligence of workers, both employed and unemployed,...

The possibilities for mobilizing the experience, imaginations, and intelligence of workers, both employed and unemployed,...

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion...

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion...

Intelligence is restricted. It can deal only with facts discoverable by the senses and experiences...

Intelligence is restricted. It can deal only with facts discoverable by the senses and experiences...

Successful organizations, including the Military, have learned that the higher the risk, the more necessary...

Successful organizations, including the Military, have learned that the higher the risk, the more necessary...

Science by itself has no moral dimension. But it does seek to establish truth. And...

Science by itself has no moral dimension. But it does seek to establish truth. And...

One unerring mark of the love of truth is not entertaining any proposition with greater...

One unerring mark of the love of truth is not entertaining any proposition with greater...