I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with no picture.

Quote by Bob Uecker

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then...

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Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?...

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living....

Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living....

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them...

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them...

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do...

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with...

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the...

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the...

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second...

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second...

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a...

I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a...

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Casey knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He...

Casey knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He...

Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago...

Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago...

One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you...

One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you...

I don't think baseball owes colored people anything. I don't think colored people owe baseball...

I don't think baseball owes colored people anything. I don't think colored people owe baseball...