A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Funny Quotes, Goodbye Quotes

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay...

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay...

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A fool and her money are soon courted.