A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Funny Quotes, Goodbye Quotes

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the...

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man,...

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man,...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay...

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

Next to love, sympathy is the divinest passion of the human heart

Next to love, sympathy is the divinest passion of the human heart

There is an electricity about a friendship relationship. We are both more relaxed and more...

There is an electricity about a friendship relationship. We are both more relaxed and more...