A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Funny Quotes, Goodbye Quotes

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a...

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a...

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still...

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the...

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the...

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay...

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her...

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her...

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover...

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover...