“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.Quote by Erma BombeckTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about RunningShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...#Family Loyalty
No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...#Funny, #Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...#Funny, #Thanksgiving
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...#Death, #Funny
