Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Topics: Funny Quotes, Graduation Quotes

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for...

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert...

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert...

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what...

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what...

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not...

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And...

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And...

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a...

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...