Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Topics: Funny Quotes, Graduation Quotes

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for...

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the...

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...

Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert...

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert...

You live but once; you might as well be amusing.

You live but once; you might as well be amusing.

It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is...

It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is...

The future starts today, not tomorrow.

The future starts today, not tomorrow.

If you don't take risks, you'll have a wasted soul.

If you don't take risks, you'll have a wasted soul.

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to...

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen

Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen

Happiness, not in another place but this place...not for another hour, but this hour.

Happiness, not in another place but this place...not for another hour, but this hour.

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends....

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends....

If a man is to live, he must be all alive, body, soul, mind, heart,...

If a man is to live, he must be all alive, body, soul, mind, heart,...

I can't control my destiny, I trust my soul, my only goal is just to...

I can't control my destiny, I trust my soul, my only goal is just to...