“When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.Quote by Erma BombeckTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about MomShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take...#Funny, #Thanksgiving
No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...#Funny, #Thanksgiving
Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible...#Family Loyalty
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for...#Courage, #Humor, #Laughter
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...#Funny, #Happiness, #Paranoia
