When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Funny Quotes, Relationships Quotes

You will never win if you never begin.

You will never win if you never begin.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work...

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...