When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Funny Quotes, Relationships Quotes

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the...

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...