When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Funny Quotes, Relationships Quotes

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

You will never win if you never begin.

You will never win if you never begin.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.