When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Funny Quotes, Relationships Quotes

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...