Quotes about Funny

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

#Funny, #Religious

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

#Beer, #Funny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

#Funny, #Golf

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than...

#Funny, #Money

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

#Funny, #Sex

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

#Funny, #Wisdom

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

#Funny, #Money

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

#Drink, #Funny

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells...

#Books, #Funny

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it...

#Funny, #Optimism

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist...

#Funny, #Philosophical