I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

Quote by GKChesterton

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells...

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells...

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

So two or three cities wandered unto one city, to drink water; but they were...

So two or three cities wandered unto one city, to drink water; but they were...

I can't drink a little, therefore I never touch it. Abstinance is as easy for...

I can't drink a little, therefore I never touch it. Abstinance is as easy for...

The trough was full and faithful Tray / Came out to drink one sultry day.

The trough was full and faithful Tray / Came out to drink one sultry day.

Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of...

Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of...

Walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, sleep soundly.

Walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, sleep soundly.

Neither shall any priest drink wine, when they enter into the inner court.

Neither shall any priest drink wine, when they enter into the inner court.

I cannot eat but little meat - My stomach is not good; but sure I...

I cannot eat but little meat - My stomach is not good; but sure I...

Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound.

Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I drink to make other people interesting.

Let us eat and drink; for to morrow we die.

Let us eat and drink; for to morrow we die.

Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens...

Forasmuch therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens...

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what...

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what...

I am for those who believe in loose delights, I share the midnight orgies of...

I am for those who believe in loose delights, I share the midnight orgies of...

Women swallow at one mouthful the lie that flatters, and drink drop by drop the...

Women swallow at one mouthful the lie that flatters, and drink drop by drop the...

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

For whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because...

For whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because...

Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien...

Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien...