Quotes about Funny

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.

#Ability, #Funny

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

#Famous, #Funny

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.

#Funny, #Math

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

#Funny, #Music

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

#Beer, #Funny

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...

#Funny, #Wise

Death is not evil, for it frees man from all ills and takes away his...

#Age, #Funny

Hoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

#Funny, #Happiness

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.

#Funny, #Inspirational

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

#Funny, #Teacher

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

#Funny, #Holiday

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

#Funny, #Music, #Silly